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Amusement Park builds life long memories.
“The Cove” once known for its atrocities against dolphins may soon be known as an amusement park esque destination that will be fun for the whole family. According to Taiji Mayor Kazutaka Sangen “You can swim with the dolphins mere hours before they meet their brutal demise”. It truly is a unique experience, after the kids spend the day splashing around in the beautifully red tinted water you can send them off to bed and learn about the rich culture that has been built around years of disrespect for marine life. However this amazing experience doesn’t come free as it costs $399 to spend
a weekend at the resort. This money will go to good use as it will be spent on spear repair, harpoons, and it will be donated to Pro Animal Cruelty charities such as “Clubs 4 Seals”, “This will ensure a better time for both you, and the dolphins” said Hachiro Atsuko the head of maintenance at the resort. So come on down to the park where some lives begin and others end. 


http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/05/01/taiji-dolphin-hunting-japanese-town-from-the-cove-plans-marine-park/



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